Favorite Blog: PLEASE BANG MY WIFE PLEASEBANGMYWIFE.COM woke up around 11 A.M. on Sunday morning and looked at the bed next to mine. There was Nick passed out on the bed with bottles of booze on the nightstand and all over the floor. I laughed at the sight of him lying there, completely dead to the world.
I walked into the bathroom and turned the shower on so I could get freshened up for the last day of spring break.
Nick and I had been saving up all year for this trip. We were juniors at NYU and wanted to go to Cancun for spring break, in hopes of getting drunk and laid, not necessarily in that order. Finally spring break arrived after months of slaving through class. We got on a plane that Friday after class and made it to Cancun early Saturday morning.
We had been partying all week and getting trashed, but the getting laid part hadn't happened for either of us. Maybe it was all the drinking and forgetting where we were. Either way neither of us had gotten any nookie.
Nick had come close though, amazingly enough. Last night we had been out partying and Nick had found a cutie that was totally into him. They were both getting absolutely smashed and for some reason I wasn't. It could have been the fact that I had thrown up all morning from the tequila the night before.
After awhile, we started to head back to the hotel. Nick and the girl were flirting and stuff, but it didn't like anyone was getting laid. She just wanted to party and soon all three of us were up in the room having drinks. Like I said they were pretty wasted and the more they drank, the friskier they got. Pretty soon they started making out and I took that as my queue to leave. I went downstairs and sat in the lobby, not feeling like doing much of anything.
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