Favorite Blog: THE BIG SWALLOW THEBIGSWALLOW.COM really just a long, drawn out seduction. And that's my favorite part. That's also my problem with many of the stories about older woman sex in these stories.
Here's what I mean. Boys, the ladies you want to fuck (and especially old ladies) are not going to drop to their knees the minute they see your 9-inch slammer exposed while you're (pick one) in the shower, sleeping, sitting with your legs spread apart, etc., etc. It doesn't work that way -- except in some of the stories here.
NEWS FLASH! Boys and girls are different. Guys see an exposed tit and they're ready to do the horizontal mambo on the spot. Women don't work like that. You've got to win them, even if all you want is a quick fuck on the living room sofa (NOT recommended, by the way, especially with old women).
So be patient. That's lesson one. And keep good records. As a salesman, I know it's important to pre-qualify potential customers, weed out the ones who will never buy. It's important that you do the same thing with the next old woman you want to fuck. Here's a few tips to help you.
First of all, I'm not talking about the 60-ish gals who go to the American Legion dance on Saturday night. Don't get me wrong, this is Geriatric-Pussy City. It just isn't my style. I know guys who took a few dance lessons, then go to these dances about once a month, dance a little, go home with a gray-haired honey and play house for a week, then return to their own place. That's too much of a commitment for me, but if that's your style, go for it
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